Nike Women's Dunk High Skinny Supreme – Patchwork Plaid Pack

Ladies, grab your putters and kick Tiger to the side. You now have your own argyle-like sneaks to confuse the preppy, Birkenstock-wearers.

These Dunk High Skinny Supremes come in two different colorways, one with slightly more-obnoxious 2″ squares patch-working their way throughout the shoe, while the other is a little more subdued, featuring red, yellow and aqua plaid colors that somehow don’t clash. Look out for them at Nike Sportswear retailers just in time for summer.